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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Here, In Canada?

Surely most Muslims in Canada would blush in shame at the very thought that among them is a group that espouses conspiracy theories so exotically far-fetched that only malignant fantasists could mount them. Yet not too far from Toronto, in a once-small town called Stouffville, now considered to be within the greater Toronto area, there is an Islamic centre which recently hosted a conference titled "Media War on Islam".

Famously, Muslims find it extremely difficult to absorb the fact that coreligionists, albeit of a strenuously rabid variety, comprise the bulk of the world's terrorists. Their agenda is one of a fiercely violent ideology, said to represent the political side of fanatical Islam. Adherents of which still sizzle with frenziedly bitter anguish over the dimming of Islam's bright shining star in a firmament of deceptive and crassly false religious stars.

The program was fittingly initiated with a Koranic prayer sung in Arabic, followed by an English translation, both by young boys with lovely, melodic voices. The prayer's message related to the justly inspired punishment of depraved societies. It most surely heralded what was yet to come in the program.

Within the conference hall of the Islamic Society of York Region mingled some 300 stalwarts, eager to hear the guest speakers invited by event organizer Zafar Bangash, who enlivened the proceedings by lofting a plastic bag filled with what he described were pages of the Koran, burned and rescued from the very protesters who were at that moment in the parking lot. A scurvy lot, no doubt about that for violating a sacred text.

He had, he announced, informed police standing by that should those protesters trespass, "I guarantee nothing". An oblique yet abundantly clear statement well understood by the crowd who broke into chants of "Allahu Akbar". Really. This is what occurred. This is not an urban legend brought to public view, it represents a first-hand account by a reporter, Joseph Brean, who attended said event.

Mr. Brean wrote of the speech by the cultural attache of the Embassy of the Islamic Republic of Iran, who blames media deception for painting a fearful description of Iran hardly representative of reality, forwarding the "false belief that religion is incapable of running a country", which clearly is not borne out by the success of Iran's theocratic politics.

At this conference those in attendance were apprised of certain inalienable truths deliberately kept from public knowledge; that the Christmas Day underwear (failed) bomber was an unwitting element of an Israeli plot; that Barack Obama was actually "Mr. Black Man"; that al-Qaeda represented a "figment of the imagination of the West."

A fully entertaining video was displayed which placed the Muppet Show logo over footage in slow motion of the events of 9/11, with the second plane, the Boeing 767 - Flight 175, crashing into the South Tower of the World Trade Center, audio comprised of screams of terror at the time of mortality-defying impact.

The piece de resistance was brought to the conference by the keynote speaker, Michael Keefer, professor of literary theory at University of Guelph, who characterized 9/11 as a "planned demolition" orchestrated by Americans. Clearly this man is a gifted creative theorist:
The WTC towers didn’t fall down because they were badly built as a consequence of corruption, incompetence, regulatory evasions by the Port Authority, and because they were struck by huge planes loaded with jet fuel. No, they fell because Dick Cheney’s agents methodically planted demolition charges in the preceding days. It was a conspiracy of thousands, all of whom—party to mass murder—have held their tongues ever since.
Because North American media cannot be trusted to reveal the truth about Islamists and their jihadi cadres, Prof. Keefer has joined with Mohamed Elmasry, former national president of the Canadian Islamic Congress, (another unreconstructed theorist and Jew-baiter) in establishing their truth-at-all-costs newspaper, The Canadian Charger, having been pissed off by Conrad Black's response to Elmasry's enquiry about the treatment of Islam in his then-owned newspapers.

Lord Black should surely be redeemed in the esteem of many who do not recognize his genius, if only for his response to Mr. Elmasry, which was, it would appear, a handwritten "If you want a newspaper to reflect your opinions, why don't you start one of your own?" Eureka! The truth and nothing but the truth now available to all who really truly care.

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