The Tender Hurt of Iranian Sensibilities

Surely the leader of such an important, UN-prestigious country like the Islamic Republic of Iran is entitled to his considered opinion, much less to savouring the attention that the world community of democracies lavishes upon his glorious administration's need to reassure the pathetic concerns that attend nuclear proficiency. 

Iran is indubitably at the crest of those nations wishing to convince irredentist nations that they have an obligation to let sleeping dogs bark, but not bite.  Israel is a dog with a loud bark but a nasty bite.  It urgently requites euthanization, and Iran has generously allowed itself to be persuaded to execute that little favour on behalf of world peace.

Perhaps not by nuclear annihilation, although the very concept is undeniably appealing, but simply by withholding from the Zionist Entity the approval of the kind and gentle Iranian ayatollahs of the impossibly racist occupation by the Zionist Devils of land consecrated to Islam, and requiring to be possessed in perpetuity by Muslims.

Canada has erred, seriously, in delisting the adversarial group Mujahedihn-e-Khalq as a terrorist group.  And horrors! replacing that exiled Iranian group that challenges the legitimacy - let alone sanity of the current administration of Iran, with the inclusion of the Quds branch of the Islamist National Republican Guard.  Clearly those Canadians are mad as hatters.

Do they all sniff glue?

Iran's foreign ministry's statement makes it abundantly clear how much of an outlier Canada is within the international community by "using the issue of terrorism as a tool and violating its international commitments" by this horrendous move to demonize the legitimate and honoured Republic and the Republican Guard.

This move by Canada becomes explicable when one recalls it to be a lackey of the Byzantine America, the foremost hater of Iran and itself a dismal lackey of the archdeacon of the devil, Israel.  For the United States preceded Canada in claiming that the Quds Force and the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps are involved in nurturing and committing terrorist acts.

Canada, furthermore, by claiming that the Quds Force funds and trains foreign extremists is engaged in unwholesome slander, and shame on them.  But then, Canada is beyond shame, it is utterly shameless; witness its expulsion of Iranian diplomats from Canada, their absurd explanation being that Iran sponsors terrorism.

The Quds Force supporting the Taliban, Hezbollah, Hamas, Palestinian Islamic Jihad and the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine?  Only the stupidity of the Western mind could possibly conflate these honourable resistance militias with terror.  They have all been elevated to a honoured status as martyrs-in-waiting in the divine service of Islam.

The resolution that Canada led in the United Nations General Assembly denouncing what they alleged to be human rights abuses within the Islamic Republic of Iran was an absolute farce, a horrible misuse of the United Nations, a shameful parody of justice, despite their lofty statements to the contrary. 

While Canadian counter-terror units concern themselves with the abduction of Canadian aboriginal children to alter their minds and produce of them citizens of a racist state suitable for trafficking out to other countries with dismal human rights records, to earn profits for the country, Iran is generously sending its gays to Canada, saving state funds that might otherwise be wasted in hanging them.

What the West fails to realize is that this is all a matter of perspective, and theirs is gruesomely incorrect.