Zionist Campaigns

Islamophobia! A Minister of the Crown no less, issuing "inflammatory remarks" to "inflame a campaign to marginalize and demonize the already targeted (sob!) Arab and Muslim Canadian Communities!"

Ah, those Jews, those shifty-eyed, manipulative, money-grubbing harbingers of evil design. They are here, there, and everywhere, mounting their exploitative campaigns to wreak havoc in a world serene with the presence of multifarious ideologies, religions, customs, traditions and ethnicities, all of whom live in peace and harmony with one another - and then the Jews intervene and all is havoc, lamentable chaos.

And chief among the victims, needless to say, are those from among the Muslim and the Arab communities, wherever they may live, from the Middle East, to Asia, Europe, or North America. And, dammit to high heaven, they're sick and tired of being hounded and harassed, vilified and scorned by a world plastic in the hands of Jewish conspiracies to bring condemnation on the heads of innocent Muslims (and Arabs).

Go no further than Canada to see the evil conspiracies that Jewish interests relentlessly heap upon the reputations of innocent Arabs and Muslims. This slanderous conspiracy to bring public censure down on ordinary, peace-loving and law-abiding Canadians is an abomination, and it must be halted.

So spake Zarathustra - oops, sorry - Khaled Mouammar, current president-extraordinaire of the Canadian Arab Federation. The Canadian Arab Federation, on behalf of all the Arab and Muslim groups within Canada, admits itself to being perplexed as to why Zionists and Jews, (is that right; can one be a Zionist without being a Jew, a Jew without being a Zionist; sorry) would seek to persecute them.

But CAF president Khaled Mouammar knows a "well-planned Zionist campaign" when he encounters one, and as the stalwart among the greater community's forward-looking and fair-minded exemplars of Canadian values he knows it is his duty to reveal to the waiting world, and above all, the Canadian Arab community, the presence of that conspiracy.

To that end, he has enlightened his members through the promulgation of his edict that they've got to pull together. "The Zionist campaign is being waged by the Canadian Jewish Congress and B'nai Brith supported by some politicians" he has forewarned the innocent. This dire plot was a determined step that "was developed after the Lebanon war of July 2006, to suppress all criticism of Israel and equate it with anti-Semitism."

What? Israel anti-Semitic? Oh, gotcha, anyone who criticizes that unspeakable foe of freedom and democracy will be labelled an anti-Semite. Gee, that's not nice.